Demon Hunter

Chet has a problem.
A few of them in fact.
He's been kicked out of his order of holy knights. He's depressed, he's let himself go, and he has something of an inferiority complex.
Mostly because he wields holy socks to fight demons while his friends use flaming swords, shimmering spears, and holy hand grenades.
Now Sigil, the order of holy knights that threw him out, wants him back because its members are dying and no one can figure out why.
Can Chet pick himself up off the couch long enough to do what other demon hunters can't?
Only time, and lots of pizza, will tell.

Demon Hunter is a quirky noblebright urban sword and sorcery adventure fantasy of roughly 45,000 words.